10 Epic 'Lord of the Rings' Christmas Gifts Found on Etsy

Not only is it almost Christmas time, but it's almost time for the alleged final installment of the "Lord of the Rings" franchise: "The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies." It's truly the most wonderful time of year.

"The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies" is released in theaters this Wednesday, December 17, 2014.

Why it's not a weekend/Friday release like every other movie ever is beyond anyone's comprehension.

(It was probably decided by the same people who made "Hunger Games: Mockingjay" a two-parter.) However, when it comes to the LOTR fanbas, the sooner the better!

Marketers are toting "The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies" as "the defining chapter," but if we know chapter as well as we know our Etsy.com shopping habits, we'll be returning to Middle Earth again in no time.

Here's a healthy smattering of the incredible "Lord of the Rings"-inspired gifts you can find on Etsy:

1. This absolutely brilliant bumper sticker. Guaranteed to make you the most badass wizard on the road.

2. A "Speak Friend And Enter: ceramic plaque. Because you know only those who get the reference are tried-and-true.

3. This super-chic Middle Earthmap-print scarf. It's cold in the Mountains of Moria. Bundle up.

4. An adorable "Hobbit Hole" pendant necklace. The door is magnetic and actually opens so you can place a picture of your favorite Hobbit inside! #SamwiseGamgeeForever

5. These mega swank shot glasses. Because if you don't have a "Lord of the Rings" drinking game in order, what are you doing with your life?

6. Gandalf's smoking pipe... because Gandalf's smoking pipe... (Available in ash or cherry wood!)

7. This beautiful "LOTR" charm bracelet. To be paired with your Zombie Apocalypse Survivalone.

8. A super cute "The Hobbit" throw pillow. To rest your head after a long day's journey and dream of the cozy comforts in The Shire.

9. This ginormously epic wall mural. You need one for every room in your house, I know.

10. This bookcover handbag. #NerdChic