Wack Packer Beetlejuice Makes His Return To Howard Stern's Radio Show

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It's been quite some time since Howard Stern Wack Packer Beetlejuice made his way to the SiriusXM radio show but today he made his hilarious return and the Beetle Pimp did not disappoint.

It looks like Lester "Beetlejuice" Green (Instagram) has been hitting the gym and he told Howard Stern that he really wants to fight after all his weight lifting and dieting according to MarksFriggin. Beetlejuice had a snarky response to Stern when he asked if Beetlejuice worked out all day.

Beetlejuice told Stern that he's there almost 24 hours a day.

"Howard asked Beetlejuice to explain to him why he sleeps under his bed," according to MarksFriggin.

"Beetlejuice said it's kind of sad but it takes a while to fall asleep. Howard asked if he's an insomniac. Beetlejuice said he doesn't sleep much.

He said he just blacks out. Howard asked if it comforts him being under the bed. Beetlejuice said not really. He said he doesn't do it much."

Stern said the Beetlejuice Wack Packer that ever lived and explained to him that people were wondering when he would make his way back to the show.

Stern seemed really happy to see Beetlejuice and commented that it was too long since he'd last had him on the show.

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Stern began asking Beetlejuice why he doesn't masturbate often and Robin Quivers speculated that it might be because he's been working out so much.

"Howard asked Beetlejuice if he was shocked to learn he's the king of the Wack Pack," according to MarksFriggin.

"Beetlejuice said he was working on that. Howard asked who told him he was King of the Wack Pack. Beetlejuice said he was working out when he found out."

Later on Stern and Juice had some more hilarious conversation that involved each other's penis size, however, things got crazy when Beetlejuice said that he saw Eric The Actor, alive and walking around.

This is pretty strange because Eric The Actor died in September of 2014.

The entire interview was so entertaining that Stern said he hopes Beetlejuice lives forever.

It was complete with talk about "Babyjuice," wanting to endorse himself for president, whether or not he's ever gotten a woman pregnant and his "illegitimate son." You can check out the entire interview here.