Stern Show Celebrates Gary the Conqueror's Birthday

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The SiriusXM Stern Show crew got together to celebrate the 64th birthday of Gary The Conqueror, one of Stern's beloved Wack Packers.

Stern joked that Gary The Conqueror was actually turning 16 because his birthday feel on a leap year but later on Gary revealed that he was actually going to be 64-years-old. Gary still works at Burgerville for one hour a day because they won't give him anymore time.

Somehow the one hour equates to $50 a week.

While Gary told Stern he doesn't vote, he did voice his distaste for Donald Trump so it's safe to say that Trump would no be getting the vote from Gary, however, Beetlejuice felt otherwise during his visit last week.

Then the discussion shifted to Gary meeting his long lost brother Barry. The segment featured a funny conversation between the two with Barry trying to give his best impression of Gary.

Overall it was a pretty funny experience for Gary The Conqueror on his birthday and he was around for most of the shows antics.

Between the fake birthday wishes for Gary and his fake long lost brother Barry, the Stern show pulled out all of their tricks.

At one point you do get the feeling that Stern is taking extra interest in the Wack Pack as they continued to lose members like Riley Martin and Crackhead Bob.

PhotoCred: Stern Stern Twitter