Not 'Eaten Alive': Best Twitter Responses From Angry Viewers

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By now, everyone is aware that no one was eaten alive on Discovery's "Eaten Alive" special but they chose to shamelessly promote and air it anyways.

Disappointing for those who invested the 90 minutes to watch it, but great for those who didn't and instead enjoyed the benefits of the hilarity that ensued on Twitter.

Discovery Channel is undeniably the biggest loser, but here are some of Twitter's winners:

National Geographic's "And What Moment"
The greatness of mother nature, no gimmicks needed.

The Guy Who Hates Society
Society needs him, and here he is. He's probably the guy who refers to Christmas as a "retail holiday" and doesn't support the consumerism of the candy industry with Halloween.

The Girl With The Steve Irwin Tribute
Because Steve Irwin is probably rolling in his grave right now, and he would never let this happen.

The Guy Who Gives Kids Hope During Finals
Because people freak out over them every December and May, and kids need some kind of hope if no kind of curve can help them pass Thermodynamics.

But quick note, if you happen to be as dumb as the guy, the opportunity to be the first person eaten alive on TV is still out there.

The Guy Who Accidentally References a Different Show
No, guy. It's already been done, and it's called Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet. But it has five seasons, so you might actually have some success.

The Guy You Don't Talk Politics With
Seriously, one can only imagine what he has to say about Obama. Do not want to be around this guy during election season.

And Finally... The Guy Who Describes It Perfectly
If you were unfortunate enough to watch the show, you know exactly what happened, and that this is a pretty accurate description.