PewDiePie Game Demo: 'Goat Simulator' MMO

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YouTube star/gamer PewDiePie graced his fans and followers with a gameplay demo of the "Goat MMO Simulator" the new expansion to the epic "Goat Simulator", an Internet game which essentially defines the prosperity of this century, and probably the next.

Lo and behold: The Microwave. It is exactly what it sounds like: a microwave, with legs.

"The Microwaves are the most evil constructs in both this world and the next," character description reads.

"They are of pure chaotic evil augment, and revel in chaos and destruction. They use their primal evil power to imbue food with entropy." Naturally, PewDiePie chooses The Microwave for gameplay.

"I have great legs. I have great walking style. Gotta give it to myself," Pewds says. The first ability is pizza.

Yes. The Microwave can fling a pizza to cause damage.

And pressing "R" will allow you to self-explode. Microwave can also punch by opening the oven door, and back kick with its pale, slender legs. "I twerk them," Pewds describes accurately.

Once he learned what he was capable of, it was time for a quest! Pewds had to deliver a soda, and tossed in a dozen pizzas for free. Fun fact: a goat/person will burst in to flames when you throw a pizza at them.

"So I don't know if the maker of this game knows microwaves aren't goats," PewDiePie says. "I feel like someone should tell them."

The world of Goat Simulator MMO is expansive, highly-detailed and full of lots of friends for your goat/microwave to meet. The second quest Poods stumbled upon was set forth by his "distressed cousin." "Wait.

How are we related I'm a microwave you know that right," PewDiePie pondered. He dug his cousin out of a pile of sh** by throwing a pizza, and received a piece of sh** in return. All in a day's work.

Microwave made friends with a cow named Gustaviosis, and dragged him around by the ankles with his electrical cord for a while, before storing Gustaviosis in its inventory. Perhaps Gustaviosis is related to Stephano?

Ultimately, playing as the Microwave in Goat Simulator MMO means handing out free pizza. "I'm like Oprah," Pewds says. "YOU get a pizza. YOU get a pizza. YOU get a pizza. EVERYONE GETS PIZZAS!

GameSpot reported "Goat MMO Simulator" will be available as a free expansion this Thursday, November 20 via Swedish game developer, Coffee Station Studios.

Watch PewDiePie's full demo, which includes a microwave really good at swimming, searching for a mermaid and becoming a dolphin: