Mark Henry + Baraka = Leslie Jones

Not only am I an artist, but I'm a revolutionary.

I take previously concepts that were once accepted as "good enough" and make them better.

I wrote a great story about how I first came up with the tripleganger on this site. I blended Shane Victorio & Dobby from Harry Potter to make Verne Troyer.

You could compare what I've done with the Tripleganger concept over the past three years to what J?rgen Vig has done with Lego.

But only if you want to pretend J?rgen Vig also invented Lego!!! Which he did not.

What I mean to say, is that I revolutionized my own idea.

Leslie Jones was in some sort of hot water for SNL or something. Whatever, it's not important. What is important was that every time I looked at her it felt like a shark attack. No! A barracuda attack.

No! A saber-toothed tiger attack! No!!!! And then it hit me. I recognized those teeth but oh no they weren't from a creature you might find in the wild but they were from the scariest character of my favorite video game! Mortal Kombat.

Leslie Jones and the exact same identical mouth as Baraka.

Well now I have the big scary teeth but what about the squishy face. Aha! Mark Henry. Former Olympic gold medalist and WWE superstar!

Amazing job Tyler.

(smiles)

What truly makes me special, and I don't mean this at all in an immodest way, is that I'm one of the few people, if not the only person on earth whose greatness would not be effected if his looks changed.

If Brad Pitt looked like George Costanza, they never would have let him out of the 8th Grade.
But no, Brad is beautiful. This makes him "seem" smart. His chiseled chin gives him an aura intelligence.

Or at the very least confidence. Whether or not he actually has these things is not important. It's the illusion.

Conversely, if Pablo Neruda didn't look like an ugly little troll with with an 8 foot nose and clearly and what I can only imagine as an uncircumcised penis riddled with Peyronie's disease, he never would have taken the time to sit down and write a book of poems.

No one that actually gets pussy writes poems.

I don't even know if they write period.
Do you know how much effort and time it takes to write?
Do you know how much pussy you have to not get to write a poem?
No one that has sex with models has that kind of time.

Except me. I am the only one.

I'm like Highlander in that regard.

xo