Watch The Master of Awesome Slinky Tricks In His Peak Performance

Move over Rubiks Cube. There's a new ultimate nerd talent in town: slinky juggling.

This evidence capturing the elusive Lord Slinkteron was uploaded to YouTube by his alleged sidekick, RainbowPoopUnicorn. It is RPU's only video upload, and we hope it remains that way forever as a testament to the Slinky Master's legacy.

Watch the King of Slinkydom at his finest here:

This man, who shall be forever known as "Slinky Master," can "juggle" a slinky so perfectly, so quickly, that it looks like an electric lights laser show.

(Where's the LSD when you need it!?) And as an added bonus, the Czar of Slink included a kick ass soundtrack to slinky juggle too.

We can only hope this is the beginning of a beautiful journey for the Slinky Master.

There is no word on whether or not Slinky Master is looking for a protege, however, never fear.

You can give the Master a run for his money with some hard work, practice, and this how-to article for slinky tricks, or just consider Empty Lighthouse's take on the matter:

How To Be A Slinky Master In Ten Steps Or Less
1. Be awesome.
2. Find a slinky. Preferably a glow-in-the-dark jumbo rainbow one.
3.

Give yourself a cool nickname, like "Arnold Slinksinator" or "Katslink Everspin."
4. Tell your best friend/minion to record you while you play with a slinky.
5.

Upload the recording to YouTube.
6. Name the video something like "LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I AM."
7. Wait until the Internet finds it.

BOOM. Slinky Master.