Watch This Man Trapped In An Elevator With A Fedora-Wearing Crazy Person

Some people can't handle their elevator break downs. On Monday, December 8, YouTube user Nick Nerv uploaded this video (part two of three) of his experience being trapped in a chrome elevator with a very angry, not-calm man wearing a fedora.

While wearing a fedora, the man verbally berated security staff and threatened them with a terrifying rendition of Metallica's "Enter Sandman." He also wedged the door open with the super powers he inherits from his magical fedora.

Key phrases include:
- Fedora: "I think there's a sooner chance of me breaking this door down than me being calm."
- Fedora: "So this was done to give us air to breathe." (in reference of wedging elevator door open)
- Nick Nerv: "All I wanna do is eat some dim sum, man."
Fedora: "All I wanna do is a-zoom zoom zoom and a-boom boom."
Nick Nerv: "...yeah."
- Fedora: "Don't tell me to f***ing calm down."
Nick Nerv: "Yeah, Miss, we're pretty calm here."
- Fedora: "There's no law I have to remain calm."

Bonus Drinking Game: take a shot every time Fedora Adorned Crazy Man rings the emergency alarm bell. The bell rang for about five minutes, and at the time, Fedora's crazy was beginning to transfer to Nick.

Nick was trapped with Crazy Fedora Man for about a half an hour, and they were forced to eat uncooked cabbage before starving to death.

At one point, the man wearing a fedora removed his headwear, and verbally assaulted a woman.

Watch the video here: