INSTAGRAM POWER RANKINGS @KYLIECUSICK

There is a war in my heart raging between Commercial Models - bikini models, as they are so affectionately known in my house - and Runway Models.

It's like Mac Vs. PC. Except more grave.

The fate of the Instagram Power Rankings hangs in the balance.

Commercial models are shorter and have healthier BMIs but they are much better at Instagram.

Commercial models are more widely accepted as beautiful because they look like sexier versions of our girlfriends. I personally prefer runway models because they are so impossible. Such physical rarities.

The length of their limbs and the symmetry. And the balance. It takes a keen eye to even appreciate the splendor.

I mean, I'd ask you to tell me what you think but I think I just told you what you think.

And I'll take it into consideration.

Anyway, Kylie looks like how Ashlee Simpson sees herself in her dreams.

I hope that makes sense to you because it's 100 percent accurate.

Also, I hate that a girl so much younger than I am has such an advantage over me but she only has 2 1/2 more years before her metabolism starts moving like Keanu in the matrix and the pendulum shifts back the other way.

But I operate in the present. And in the present she looks like a bag of money.

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http://instagram.com/kyliecusick

PS That photo is by Sir Neave. He's like the Charles Bronson of photography.