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Lauren Gish

She really seems to love jesus.
??As well she should.??

I would too if I looked like her. ??

Being really good looking is hard. Judgement slants everything.??

It's almost unconscionable that I'd be nice.
Or funny.??
Or sweet.
Or any other thing ugly people excel at.

??Because I'm good looking I have to be twice as funny as a normal person for the humor to register.
??Not only that but it's a massive chore for me to be self deprecating when I know I'm great and destined for greatness.

??MASSIVE.

It's so much easier to make fun of yourself when you look like Ellen Degeneres.??
Hell, if I looked like her I'd get the Nobel Prize in self deprecation.
??You have to remember that judgement cuts both ways you guys.
?It's not just a weapon used in the war to discourage at people from getting naked on premium cable. ??
This is why I would win an argument with anyone who says they don't judge.
??They are counting on a dream to come true while I'm just sitting here suckling nature's teet and then reporting back.

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As Conor Oberst might say, "Such pretty words. But life's no story book."

It's a literal impossibility to not judge. ??Judgement is what keeps you from sticking your finger in lion's cage.

It's also what makes you think this girl's life is easy or that she's stuck up.
Hell, it's certainly what makes me fumble with my phone to avoid making eye contact.?

Anyway, please check out Gishy. She's super cute.
A little bigger than I am accustomed to but I am trying to show people that maybe it's ok to be a size 4.

Ahhh fuck it, that's terrible advice.
I think I have a crush on her because she seems sweet and attainable and has a cuddly personality.
And not scary.
And I feel like if I told her I liked her she might say it back.
And if I squeezed her hand maybe she'd squeeze my hand back.
And I feel like she might like it if I hugged her.

Ugh, I'm ashamed of myself

Be a size 0.
Don't make me feel like you'd like it if I hugged you.

??xoxo

http://instagram.com/gishy27

PS I lifted this photo from her IG, she's not even on tumblr wtf? Isn't that against the hot chick Geneva Convention?