Howard Stern's Hanzi Wants Chelsea Handler To Take His Virginity

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Chelsea Handler may be up for anything, but there are some tasks even she won't consider.

Handler appeared on "The Howard Stern Show" Wednesday to promote her upcoming Netflix comedy special.

During the visit, Stern took a call from Hanzi, a mentally troubled frequent caller who believes Stern is part of the Illuminati. That's only one of Hanzi's many delusions, which likely explains why he's a virgin.

Hanzi called the show before Handler's appearance and Stern offered to keep him on hold so he could talk to her.

The host also suggested that he would tell Handler that Hanzi was dying but Stern said he was pretty sure the former E! personality was not into "fat little virgins."

Stern was also vehemently opposed to the idea of allowing Hanzi to date any of his daughters. Stern has three daughters and whether he would allow them to date any of his staff was also a topic of discussion Wednesday.

When Handler and Hanzi were connected on the show, with the ruse that he is dying in place, she said that having sex with him was unlikely because she needed to be into a guy to do that.

She also explained that physical appearance was important to her and that she needed to be attracted to someone in order to have sex with him.

Chandler has dated a number of famous men including rapper 50 Cent and acknowledged to Stern that on her recent overseas vacation she slept with one of the employees on the boat she was renting.

Handler's first Netflix special, Uganda Be Killing Me, will be available Friday.