Howard Stern Talks Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux's Wedding, Orlando Bloom & More

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Amidst reports last week of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's wedding, Howard Stern provided some hilarious details about the wedding on his SiriusXM radio show.

According to reports from People and other entertainment news sources Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married in a wedding that seemed to pop up out of nowhere.

Howard Stern was in attendance and spoke about Theroux asking him to make a speech at the wedding, knowing that they were in fact getting married and that it wasn't going to be a party like the invitation said and how much of a secret the couple wanted it to be.

Stern said he was miserable about Theroux asking him to make a speech at the wedding but in the speech said he would be happy if one of his daughters brought home someone like him, according to MarksFriggin.

There were a few things that Stern did not like about the Aniston and Theroux wedding and he made sure to express it on his show.

"He said they took his cell phone and he didn't even want a picture of them," according to Marksfriggin.

"Howard said he wanted to call his car and get he f**k out of there. He said that's what he said in his speech.

Howard said it was 10 minutes of whining. Howard said Beth's phone was confiscated at the front too. Howard said he took about 10 minutes to get over that."

Stern said he actually met Orlando Bloom at the wedding in a pretty funny manner. Stern made note of the "handsome guy" sitting next to him and the conversation that they had before he even found out that it was Orlando Bloom.

Funny enough Stern made a sexual joke and then said he asked Whitney Cummings to perform sexual acts on Bloom, jokingly of course.

"Howard said Jimmy Kimmel was the preacher who did the ceremony," according to the wrap-up.

"He said he did a beautiful job. Howard said he's still upset about the lion being killed. Howard said that Ellen Degeneres went off on him for making fun of Jimmy.

Howard said he has a bunch of pets at home and he threw Robin under the bus for making fun of Jimmy. Howard said he actually said Jimmy is twice the man he is because he can cry over something like that.

Howard said he didn't make fun of Jimmy. He said he was impressed with him."

Stern later added that the couple decided to disguise the wedding as a birthday party, he told Aniston she was very luck, Robert Downey Jr. was not in attendance and he was completely blown away by Orlando Bloom.