Howard Stern Plays Marriage Counselor with New Wack Packer

Howard Stern dished out some promising marriage advice on the Howard Stern Show, Monday morning, when a man--Matt--and his wife called in with some marriage troubles.

The man told Stern that the last time he and his wife had sex was three years ago.

"Why don't you want to have sex with your husband?" he asked. The wife said that it's not that she doesn't want to have sex with him, but that she's too tired.

"Well, why don't you give him a hand job?" Stern asked.
"He never asked," the wife said, and while on the phone, suddenly felt ill.

Stern pursued the situation, and told the man to ask her for a hand job. Stern then walked the man through some seduction techniques to coerce the wife into giving Matt a hand job, but in the end, she wasn't feeling well enough to perform the task.

She became upset and began crying. Perhaps Stern needs to brush up on his skills?

Before the conversation ended, Stern dubbed Matt the "Joker" (for his Joker-like laugh) and made him an honorary member of the Wack Pack.

Will we get an update from Matt, the new Wack Packer, and his sex life? We hope so.

This isn't the first time Stern has bestowed his knowledge of love on callers and visitors.

He's frequently tried to set up visitors like Chelsea Handler with dates, and has discussed the successes of his current marriage to Beth Ostrosky at large.