Howard Stern Pissed Off About Ebola Virus, Imminent Doom of All

"We're all gonna f***ing die," Stern said Wednesday morning as he started off the Stern Show. Ebola is the hottest disease at the moment, and Stern isn't necessarily a fan of the viral plague sweeping the nation.

Stern shared some fun facts about the infectious fever, such as noting how 70% of all burials need to occur within the date of contamination.

"I'm already worried about that," he said. "Just leaving anyone in charge of that, you know people will f*** it up."

Thankfully, it's not quite time to panic yet--at least up in the North East.

The disease is largely making headlines in Texas, and quarantined in the nation's major hospitals. Though we have 60 days to get things under control, or we're all probably going to die, yeah.

"Not all. Some people will have a natural immunity," Robin said, ever the voice of reason at the end of the world.

According to an NBC poll, "The new poll shows that 56 percent of Americans say that the nation is prepared for an outbreak, while 42 percent disagree - including 20 percent who say that the U.S. is not prepared 'at all.'"

"Good thing I'm not the President. Nobody would be allowed to leave the country, you'd be f***ing miserable," he said. "Ever watch that show 'The Dome'? That's what I'd be constructing."

Speaking of Stern for President, last September, former professional wrestler and Governor of Minnesota, Jesse Ventura, pegged Howard Stern as his potential running mate for 2016. You've got our vote, Howard.