Howard Stern Hates Halloween

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While the nation ready's itself with costumes, candy, and parties, Halloween is hardly Howard Stern's favorite holiday.

On Monday's show, Stern ranted about the terrible decorations in his apartment building lobby and how tacky they were.

He angrily ranted about how much he has to pay in maintenance fees, and how much of it is possibly wasted on ugly decor he doesn't want to see.

On Tuesday's show, Ralph called in to tell Howard that he saw the decorations in his apartment building, and that they were, indeed, horrifyingly ugly. "It looks like someone just threw sh** on the walls," he said.

At least the decorations in the Sirius XM studio aren't too bad?

By Howard's description, it really does sound like a haunted hall. Crappy spiderwebs, plastic skulls with lights in them. Howard is very distressed about it. Perhaps we can commission a secret clean up crew.

Would it be too much to consider Stern like the Grinch of Halloween? Can you hear him saying 'Ba humbug' around this time of year? No, maybe not. But we can hear him saying "F*** this!"

Good thing Rob Zombie will be broadcasted live on Howard 100 all day on Halloween. Stern fans have something to look forward to.