Valentine's Day Gone Wrong Featuring The Angry Grandpa: 'I Ain't Got Nobody To F**k'

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No Valentine's Day is complete without a proper meltdown by The Angry Grandpa.

"Valentine's Day is for lovers," Grandpa insisted when his son Pickleboy brought him flowers and chocolate on this annoying February holiday.

Both Pickleboy and Grandpa were insulted by each other's behavior, with Pickleboy saying Valentine's Day doesn't have to be just for lovers.

"You're full of sh**!" said Grandpa, and Pickleboy said what we have is Grandpa's pity party.

Grandpa responded promptly by smashing the glass vase full of roses on the dining room table, and demanding Pickleboy get out of his house.

Pickleboy put the flowers in a new vase, but Grandpa smashed that one too, then really screamed at Pickleboy to get out.

But Pickleboy stayed around the clean up the mess of glass shards all over the floor, which only infuriated Grandpa more. He ruined a box of perfectly good Valentine's chocolates before announcing, "I ain't got nobody to f**k."

On a positive note, The Angry Grandpa was wearing the best shirt ever.

This isn't the first time Grandpa ruined a perfectly lovely holiday. The Angry Grandpa ruined Christmas by continuing the infamous "PS4 Prank" saga by presenting Pickleboy with a PS4 box full of bricks.

We can only imagine what will happen on President's Day...

Watch the full meltdown:

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