There's Absolutely No Evidence Suggesting that Trump Personally Photographed Jerry Falwell Jr on the Receiving End of a Nasty Chicken

There are entirely unproven rumors circulating in elite Washington circles that Michael Cohen has a video of Donald Trump, himself, snapping photos of Jerry Falwell Jr. doing the nasty chicken. 

As the story goes, Trump and Cohen were hidden under a bed at a Marriott Hotel just outside of Washington, DC, giggling like a couple of school girls, just having fun basically, eating Milk Duds and talking about Fortnite.

They were just playing together in pajamas with no plan whatsoever to take salacious photos of anyone, but, as the tale is told, when Jerry unexpectedly entered the room with a very pretty elderly lady, Donald and Michael took notice.

"Stop touching my feet, Mike!  Stop it!," Trump allegedly said to the still giggling Cohen. "Give me your phone."

"Pictures?  Oh my god, oh my god!"

"Be quiet," Trump is said to have hissed, not hurting Michael's feelings as Cohen was used to taking shit from Mr. Trump.

And so it goes.  Photos were allegedly taken, threats allegedly made.  

There was no explanation as to why Donald and Michael were allegedly under the bed playing together and, even more surprising, why Jerry would bring a lady friend to a room so obviously occupied.

Donald's Trump-branded underwear and toiletries were everywhere. All this is seemingly improbable, but let's reserve final judgment until legitimate inquiries are made.

Meanwhile, Jerry said some awfully sweet things about Mr. Trump, whether the Milk Dud story is true or false:  “I am proud to offer my endorsement of Donald J. Trump for President of the United States,” Falwell was quoted as saying in a statement by the Trump campaign. “He is a successful executive and entrepreneur, a wonderful father and a man who I believe can lead our country to greatness again.”

So things have a way of working out.