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When I look at her I feel brittle as a canary's chest.

When she looks at me she can tell.


She is a slight deviation from the 2 girls prior. All 3 came to earth on the same super hot flying saucer descended from heaven, Marine is just in a different seat.

I love bikini models. They are super hot and cute and fun and I cannot wait to turn 53 and make one my second wife. But this girl's - to paraphrase Terius Nash - 5 foot 11 daughter's daughter is already rich.

There is a tumblr gif of her turning at the end of a runway that can turn a clay vase back into liquid.

The other 2 girls cause biology. She causes chemistry.

There's all the difference.