But I Didn't Know Until This Day That It Was Barr All Along

Two years of his Presidency stolen? I think we'd all like those years back. But somehow it's not Trump under impeachment fire.

It's Barr. Still, all we get is Jerry Nadler (House Judiciary Committee Chairman) scheduling a vote on whether to begin contempt proceedings.

Contempt proceedings?  Contempt proceedings?  For justice, we must go to Don Biden. 

Don Biden: "Why did you go to Mueller? Why didn't you come to me first?"

Bonasera: "What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do."

Don Biden: "What is that?" 

Bonasera (whispering his request in the Don's ear): "I want him impeached."

Don Biden:  "That I cannot do."

Bonasera: "I will give you anything you ask."

Don Biden: "We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child.

But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And, uh, you were afraid to be in my debt."

Bonasera: "I didn't want to get into trouble."

Don Biden: "I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. Bob Mueller protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me.

But, now you come to me, and you say: 'Don Biden, give me justice'. But you don't ask with respect.

You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do impeachment without bi-partisan support.

Bonasera: "I ask for justice."

Don Biden: "That is not justice. The Senate will not convict."

Bonasera: "How much shall I pay you?"

Don Biden: Bonasera, Bonasera. "What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your country would be impeached this very day.

And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you."

Bonasera: "Be my friend... Godfather."

[Don Biden shrugs, Bonasera bows toward the Don and kisses his hand.]

Don Biden: "Good. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

Bonasera: "Grazie, Godfather."

Don Biden: Prego. 

[Bonasera leaves, and Don Biden turns to Rachel Maddow] 

Don Biden:  "Give this to, uh, Pelosi. I want reliable people, people who aren't going to be carried away.  After all, we don't act like Republicans, in spite of what this undertaker thinks."