Howard Stern Rants About Religious Nut Condemning Monster Energy Drink

Wednesday morning on The Howard Stern Show, Stern had quite a few things to say about religious whack jobs and their crazy beliefs.

"These religious kooks are killing our country," Stern said. "I love that we're at war with Islam and these fanatical guys. We got the same fanatics living right here in our country."

Stern played video and audio clips featuring religious zealots. One was a preacher who "cured" a young man of being gay, and another was a religious woman who found demonic symbolism on the can of Monster energy drinks.

Apparently, Satan is behind the branding of Monster, and the symbolism and message of the drink cans is the mark of the devil. As of publication, this revelation has accomplished absolutely nothing at all.

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The woman pointed out that letters "BFC" on the bottom of the can stand for "Big F***ing Can."

"That's cool. BFC, big f***ing can," Stern said.

"Wow, she spent a lot of time with the Monster Energy Drink can," Robin said.

"They're all whacked out of their skulls. They're all looking for secret messages in Monster Energy Drink," Stern said.

Earlier in the show, Steve Carell and Stern chatted briefly about Carell's religious beliefs. Carell says he's a devout Catholic, and while he isn't so sure about the whole heaven and hell thing, is hopeful it's the case.

"I choose my religion based on how healthy I'm feeling on any given day," Stern told Carell. "I stub my toe, first thing out of my mouth: oh god please."