Bernie Parent Tells Howard Stern About His Man Boobs

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Legendary NHL player, Bernie Parent, called in to the Stern Show Monday morning to talk hockey, his career, and his "b***h t**s."

"I suffered for years and years and years," Parents said.

He was only a year old when it was recognized that he had breasts--a fatty deposit in his chest.

There was nothing he could do about it for a while, and while he was athletic and in good shape, he was very self-conscious and embarrassed.

He went through with a breast reduction surgery a few months ago, and has relieved his life-long struggle.

"In my early twenties it became an issue," Parent said.

He wasn't subject to much ridicule from his team players, but it was stressful when he had to take his shirt off at the beach. Despite his voluptuous breasts, Parent has no problem wooing the ladies.

At 69 years old, he's since retired from professional hockey, and was a goaltender in his heyday. He's obviously a total babe magnet.

"I like to go for between 25 and 30," Stern said. "You know the best thing about being 60? There's an unwritten rule that the woman gets on top."

"I can't wait to go up to New York and shake your hand," Parent said to Stern.

"I'm gonna feel ya up," Stern replied.

I sense a magical friendship blooming.