Top Ten Twitter Posts from Jensen Karp @JensenClan88
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We thought we would start a new series of pieces on Empty Lighthouse called "Top Ten Twitter".
These will feature the top 10 posts from hilarious and off-beat people throughout Twitter.
Our first person up to bat is the pervasive Jensen Karp, who is the owner of Gallery1988 and at one time was the rapper Hot Karl (and possibly still should be?).
We've interviewed him before and find his Twitter stream to be that extra bit of awesome you just gotta love.
He has posted almost 20,000 times, so we're not going too far back for these, but here are our picks for the top 10 Twitter posts:
#10
I guarantee you God doesn't want any more magicians.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 28, 2014
#9
Nick Cannon has his own headphones line. Please don't RT.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 7, 2014
#8
I'll pay anyone who works at a movie theater to switch out "Heaven Is For Real" w/ a 2-hour repeating gif of Bill Maher laughing.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 18, 2014
#7
I DARE you to have a bad day now. pic.twitter.com/J2L2Aw5R9J
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) April 9, 2014
#6
For the record, CrossFit sounds like Scientology.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 15, 2014
#5
When picking a movie to watch, the difference between "The Mask" and "Mask" can ruin a night.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 9, 2014
#4
Timbaland was just cast in a FOX pilot for his very first real acting job. Seems fair, said every waiter I'm friends with.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 4, 2014
#3
NPRs been talking about "normcore," a "hipster way of dressing," for the past 30 mins, in case you needed a reminder that whites are awful.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) February 27, 2014
#2
Have they checked Lamar's car? RT @NBCNews: Quarter Million in Property Stolen from Khloe and Lamar's Home, Sources Say
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 4, 2014
#1
I don't mean to trivialize it, but most of the awful conditions I'm reading about in the Ukraine sound a lot like Coachella.
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) March 5, 2014
Do yourself a favor and follow Jensen - https://twitter.com/JensenClan88