In The Office? Read The Text Of Stephen Colbert's Epic Rant On Donald Trump

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Last night on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Stephen Colbert took offense because President Donald Trump insulted a CBS reporter who was interviewing him, during a long, far reaching interview.

Trump called the reporter, John Dickerson, a fake, and told Dickerson that he called his show "Deface the Nation" (instead of Face the Nation). Trump abruptly ended the interview after Dickerson asked about Trump's comments regarding former President Obama.

Of course, Colbert didn't take too kindly to Trump's insulting his colleague.

Colbert noted that Dickerson is insulting the entire CBS family. So after discussing all of the absurd things that Trump has said over the past 72 hours, Colbert decided to try going after Trump at his own game: childish insults.

And this is what he said:

Mr. Trump your presidency. I love your presidency. I call it disgrace the nation. You're not the POTUS, you're the BLOTUS. You're the glutton with the button. Your a regular Gorge Washington. You're the Presidunce ...but you're turning into a real prick tater. You attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language guerrilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's ---- holster. You're presidential library is gonna be a kids menu on a couple of Jugs magazines. The only thing smaller than your hands is your tax returns -- take that any way you want.

Here's the video:

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