Netflix Streaming Movie Review: End of Watch

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It's not a great movie but it is watchable.

David Ayer is a true pro.

It's 5/8th's as good as Training Day and I would watch it 500 straight times before I attempted to watch that slog 12 Years a Slave again.

Gyllenhaal and Pena are believable as well as layered. They come off as very sweet and kind.

I was so jealous of Gyllenhaal's & Kendrick's relationship, especially the morning after the first sleepover. It was so realistic. I want it every night. But if I had it every night it wouldn't want it.

I don't even like Anna Kendrick. Crooked smile and too cute. And I don't like her fingernails.

But I want her to have sex with me then wake up and be so interested in me than she feels the need to go through my things. That's the tip of the love spear. That's where love starts.

My favorite part of this movie though are the villains. The Mexican Gang Bangers. It is two men and two women and they all look exactly like the Count from Sesame Street. Except maize colored instead of lilac colored.

As if you stuck hair and mustaches to them like they were Mr. Potato Head. But the Potato Head part was the head of the Count.

They reminded me of the people I continually get matched with on Tinder.

Do you guys have Tinder?

I love the idea but they are executing it so poorly.

There are so many ugly people it's a waste of my time.

If I was an ugly girl I'd try to get boys to like me by joining a poetry contest. Or being good at singing. Or being funny. Anything but a picture site.

Also, what does it say about you that you can't even pick a good pic to make your profile picture. I've said before that there is no such thing as a bad picture only bad people that are ugly.

But that is only 99 percent true. Especially in Instagram world. Can't you put a ski hat on or make it black and white?

When I go to castings I see a caliber of pretty girl that I don't see in public. Even in LA. It's like that on Tinder except ugly instead of pretty.

I propose to the makers of Tinder that they should put a height and weight filter. That is so much more useful than a distance filter.

5 lbs lighter and 2 inches taller is worth at least an extra 15 miles of separation. How about an eye color filter? Or a hair color filter? Or a race filter?

Or better yet, an entirely different site for good looking people. How hard would it be to make a separate Tinder for good looking people.

You wouldn't put NFL players and Pop Warner players on the same field would you?

Time is valuable. It seems so obvious to me.

Anyway, I wouldn't tell you to go out and watch this right now but it is certainly worth watching before you die.

For the love. The romance. And the friendship.