Howard Stern Helps New Wack Packer With Marriage Problems

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The Stern Show's newest Wack Packer, Matt, has been calling in to the Stern Show to give updates on his sex life since Stern gave him marriage tips on Monday, and Wednesday, Matt had some good news.

Matt and his wife successfully had some sexual relations. He made it to second base, and she helped him jack off. Oh, the romance.

"Look at that. We helped them," Stern said.

His wife is ill, and doesn't have the strength to do much in the ways of intercourse, but next time she promised that she would make more of an effort.

"It's thanks to you!" Matt said. He will call back when he has an update for Stern. Maybe he'll make it to third base! We're all rooting for you, Matt.

On Tuesday's show, Stern joked about a "Wack Pack Initiation" to welcome Matt into the hallowed group of crazies who worship the ground he walks on.

If it plays out, it would be the first official initiation to ever take place on the show. He hinted at some more details to come.

In other Wack Pack news, Wendy the Slow Adult appeared on Lieberman Live to yell about her cat climbing up her leg, and she had to leave to deal with the matter.

It sounded like a very intense situation, and while she had to be on hold for a moment, made a full recovery.

Perhaps Stern has some tips for cat owners?