Howard Stern Helps Wish Come True For Guy To Get Into Male 'Fart Porn' (Listen)

Today on The Howard Stern Show, aspiring porn actor Thursday Lane called in to beg for help in order to get into the white male "fart porn" industry, and as you may guess, it was a riot.

Howard Stern found Thursday Lane on YouTube, and in the spirit of paying it forward, Howard decided it would be a good idea to try to help Lane get his feet in the industry -- just as people helped him get into radio decades ago.

Lane explained that he is looking to get into porn for the love of the job, and he doesn't care if he makes money. He said that he's unable to get into white male fart porn - as opposed to black male fart porn - and that is upsetting to him. Howard was surprised, commenting that "this seems like a reachable goal."

But Lane doesn't seem to be able to reach his goal. Why not? Lane said "[people are] trying to put me in a box," and that's why you can't get it.

Howard Stern asked if Lane liked wet farts, and Lane responded that he prefers that the guys keep their underwear on, so that doesn't happen. Lane has made up nicknames for men of all kinds of hair colors.

Later in the interview, Lane got into philosophy: he said that he loves working long hours, because he thinks of his job as a vacation. He had heard Howard Stern at one point complain about how his staff is always taking vacations, and he said that nobody should take vacations because work should be like a vacation.

Howard asked why Lane hasn't done any amateur videos on his onw. Lane said that it's too difficult to work the camera, and it's hard to pay for guys to do it with him.

Given Lane's philosophical attitude, Howard asked about his opinion of the bombing in Syria. Lane, as you may have guessed, didn't know what that was. But Howard said that he respects Lane for not worrying about stuff like that - he's purely interested in guys' farts - and that's okay with Howard.

Lane explained that he would really like to smell Howard's farts, as well as those of Neil Patrick Harris, and David Schwimmer.

You can listen to the entire clip here:

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